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Hello every one… ok,ok......I know I started it with the wrong line…
Ok ReSHTAART!!!


Happy Diwali all!!

Yeah yeah the festival of smoke..oops! lights- its here. So am not gonna post anything- that would make you think like Last time..
ok ok…
Disclaimer:1) If u are at ur office- DON’T READ THIS NOW!! You may get fired for laughing out loud or even slipping into the adjusting cabin out of control while laughing & damaging the screen inbetween
2) Most of all- if you cannot read in the so called ”AMERICAN ACCENT” (No offence) Plz, get someone who can and then proceed.
3) And if have weak lung- don’t proceed anymore….
4) And if u r laughter- allergic sorry dude!! Take care & rest outside….
5) If u r someone who doesn’t know wat DIWALI is- [:O]Plz leave…and ask an Indian..or me later…this will not give a good knowledge…
Now READY>>> SHTAAAAAAART>>>JUTE>>>>>>~~~~~~

Engeypa…go ahead…keezha

How does a ABCD (American Born Confused Desi) explain to his
younger brother the topic - When and how did Diwali begin? This
is how he goes about it...(preferably read it with an American
accent)

So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people
liked him. But,like, his step mom, or somethin', was kind of a
bitch,and she forced her husband to, like, you know, send this
cool dude, he was Ram, to some national forest or reserve or
somethin'.Since he was going, for like, somethin' like more than
10 years or so, he decided to take his wife and his bro along.
You know... so that they could all chill out together. But dude,
the forest was reeeeeeal scary shit, really man, they had
monkeys and devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram,
kicked their ass with darts, bows and arrows, so it was fine.
But then some bad gansta' boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up
his babe (Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, were
our man, and his bro Lakshman, pissed! And you don't piss this
son-of-a-gunz 'coz, he just kicks ass and like, all the gods
were with him. So anyways, you don't mess with gods. So, Ram and
his bro get an army of monkeys. Dude, don't ask me how they
trained the damn monkeys, just go along with me, OK. So, Ram,
Lax, and their monkeys whip this gansta's ass in his own hood.
Anyways, by now,their time's up in the forest and anyways, it
gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that.
So, they decided to hitch back home. His bro and the wife are
back home. People thought, well, you know, at least they deserve
somethin' nice and they didn't have any bars and clubs in those
days. So they couldn't take them out for a drink, so the people
decided to smoke or shit. And they also had some lamps, they lit
the lamps too. So it was pretty cooool... you know with all
those fireworks really, they had some local band play along with
the fireworks, and you know what, dude, that was the very first,
no kidding, that was the very first musical-synchronized
fireworks. You know, like the 4th of the July stuff, but just
more cooler and stuff, you know. And, so dude, that was how,
like, this festival started.
Cool!!!
Diwali Rocks Maaaan!

HAHAH….Eppadi…??!!!So,Wat did u do for diwali??…
Am waiting to see..recipes, some crazy idea’s,…..(i know someones crazy surprise plan!! ) and if u wanna scold me for this post- the RED CARPET is just for u!! : ) But naan thiruppi thittuven-- amaam :P HEHEHE!!!
TATA!!! Keep polluting…. (:P) There is no crap called global warming- and if they say so- call them fools...illa [;)] Ennavo pa...
Alaarum nalla irundha sari ....

65 comments:

Bharani said...

LOL....Thatz greatest diwali story i have ever heard...cabin kadava mooditu ellarum bayangara siripu :)))

Wish you a Happy & Colorful Diwali :))

Bharani said...

Hey...First comment-ku thani sweet box...okie :))

Syam said...

LOL....ya i have read this b4 but still gave me nice laugh...:-)

HAPPY DIWALI to U and your family too :-)

zanychild said...

"happy diwali......plzz.....burst crackers which make the maximum sound...and dont stop bursting till u break the windows of ur neighbour..it is equivalent to breaking the sky with ur rockets!!!"

lolzz.....awesome story!!

kausikram krishnasayee said...

i was like, taken by the stride or something, with such cool, story or something, lets hope that they ah burn their ass or something before they realize that smoke pollutes :P
{ayyo yenke mokkai thangala] anywayz happy diwali, watch the TV and dont scare people with those blessed crackers

mitr_bayarea said...

Hahahaha........Happy Diwali to you!!!

Nanyaar? said...

Awesome Dude..!!

(preferably read with an AMerican accent ;)

Diwalli Rocks!! lol and hope you headbanged with it ;)


Cheers,
ny.

Marutham said...

yello...waazup- mudiyaandi- eh..like...mysore paak ...or eh.... something like that- pack a parcel for bharani Yo!
;)

Marutham said...

@Bharani ,

:O ellarum??
Yennapa kootama blog padikreengala ;)
Thanku!!

Marutham said...

@Syam,
:) Well, sure!! Thanku!

Marutham said...

@Zany,
:) Thanku!! Btw, i dont fire crackers !! Never! ;)
So u do go ahead with that...:)

Marutham said...

@Kaushikram....
LOL!! R u that ABCD??[:O] hehehe :P
And hey, i never scare that way... I hate this custom - burning MONEY!!

Marutham said...

@Mitr,
Thanku :) Wish u too a very happy Diwali!

Marutham said...

@Naanyaar,
Naan Dudetteeeeee..... !!! Dudenu soliteengalaey :(

[:P] Thanku for t wishes !!

Anonymous said...

Happy Diwali to you too.. that story sure is funny ;)

Marutham said...

@John,

Thanku [:)] YesIndeed !! it is funny...

Raju said...

hahaha..nice story... how was this deepavali? (belated) happy deepavali wishes to you !!!

Marutham said...

@Raju,
Yeah...FUN!! Neraya guest..neraya food :P

golmaalgopal said...

hiya...belated wishes.... :)

hope u had a gr8 diwali...

post semma comedy...read this already somewhere...but still... LOL... :))

Bala.G said...

First Diwali away from home :(....no sweets, no pattaasu :(

I have already read this story long back...

Hope u had nice Diwali!

Karthik B.S. said...

sema comedy!

vilundhu vilundu sirichen! Narya censor-la cut panna vendiya vaarthaigal ellam irukkey! ;)

hmm.. paravailla! :)

And global warming... hmmm.. correcta sonnenga! :)

Has to be me said...

wishes 2 u too. Have read this as a fwd.

Diwali was gr8....hazar sweets n crackers! & had a nice diwali party with all friends!

senthil natarajan said...

that was hilarious! tho' i had read this before...it tickles ur funny bone any number of times u read!
happy diwali

kuttichuvaru said...

belated wishes!!

intha kathai naan munnaadi padichirukken.... but still gives the laugh!!

oru intelligent doubt kekkaren paaru!! Diwali started only after Krishna killed Naragaasuran in the Krishna Avatar... appo Ramayanathula intha kathai eppdi??

yabbaa... kutti, engayo poitta da!!

Bharani said...

Many more happy returns for the blog :))

Nirek said...

Dear marutham,
Happy birthday to your blog! and that diwali description is toooooooo gooood!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god!!! Its been 1 year hunny?!!.... :D That is so cool... It was like u just entered colej and now u r going to complete ur course and now .... its been a year u started blogging.... Keep it coming da.... love ur posts!!

Luv!

Marutham said...

@golmaalgops,
Hehehehe...Thanku thanku!

Marutham said...

@Balag,
Adadaa...summa azhadheenga :P ..
This is a funny post!!
Cheers!

Marutham said...

@Karthik,
Amaam boss!! Hehe ...edho oru spirit'la apdiye pottuten...

Marutham said...

@Hastobeme,
:) Daanks... Diwali'na elaarum neraya sapdrom!! ;)

Marutham said...

@Senthil,
Amaam. :) Thanku!!

Marutham said...

@Kutty,
Enga pa poirukeenga ???:P
Btw, idha neenga andha ABCD :P kitta kekanum...partha kekren :D

Marutham said...

@Bharani,
BLOG says thanku... :D Hehehe!!

I Thank you too :)

Marutham said...

@Satu,
:) Thanku so much....
Hope u had a good laugh! :)

Marutham said...

@Anonymous ,
Thanku!! :) But, U got a name??

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

Hahaha,That was cool.Belated Birthday wishes to Maruthams Blog:)

Marutham said...

@Subbu,
:D Daanxxxx!!

ambi said...

ROTFL :)

appichla padichathu thappu thaan!

but, krisnar narakasurana thooki pottu midicha naalu thaan diwali!nu enga paati sonnengalee? :D

sari, etho puthu dressu, alwaa ellam kidaikuthu illa. freeya vuda vendiyathu thaan. :)

ambi said...

belated b'day wishes marutham :)

Anonymous said...

Thank god i read ur blog....i got his fwd and was thinking of posting it...
Escape.....

Marutham said...

@Ambi,
Thanku Thanku...
Sooper paati ponga!! She rocks!! [:D]

Marutham said...

@Anony,
Pogattum...Btw, had u logged in in ur ID..we could also visit ur page :D... Next time leave ur URL ;)
U DID ESCAPE!! :P

Priya said...
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Priya said...

Hey Marutham, u got a cool blog.. Wish your blog many more happy returns of the day.
en blog la animated gif images potta, animate aga mattengudhu. Did you have to do something different?

Ghost Particle said...

Happy bloggerversary my friend. Wish you many more happy years.

Nice deepavali story.

Happy Deepavali (belated...sorry).

நன்மனம் said...

ஒரு வருட பூர்த்திக்கு வாழ்த்துக்கள் மருதம்.

:-)

Marutham said...

@ Priya,
Thanku!![:)] I dnt THINK anything is neccesary -- it works fine !! I had no probs....Try again... :) May be network problem!

Marutham said...

@GP,
Nandri ...Nandri...[:)] Adutha varusham varai sollalam ... ;) No probs!!

Marutham said...

@ நன்மனம்,

Thanku!!! :) Arumayana peyar!! :)

Arunkumar said...

//Anyways, by now,their time's up in the forest and anyways, it
gets kinda boring. You know no TVs or malls or shit like that.//

LOL :)

hope ur diwali went well :)

Anonymous said...

ROTFL ;-) ... Nice story. BTW, I hate the small and noise of crackers..have always felt money could be put to better use. So Diwali went fine with loads of cooking and eating ;-)

Anonymous said...

Super post!! Simple'a diwali pathi sollanum'na neenga sonnathu than correct... :)
Hope you had a great diwali!!!
Thanks for visiting my blog. Hope to see you around :)

Marutham said...

@Arun,
Yes!! :) Nalavey pochu....
Thanku!!

Marutham said...

@Pavithra,
HEHEHE...Welcome to the club!!Nengaluma.. ;) Cooking?? Ada...!!! NAdakattum nadakattum... :)

Marutham said...

@KK,
Naan edhum sollala paa....:P Ellam andha ABCD dhaan.. ;) HEHEHE!! :D Thanx...

Jagan said...

nanga ellam locals ..entha engleesh sppechu ellam varathu ..so write somethig for us ..and as for ur comment on my blog - :-)

Jagan said...

foto change panni varsham kanakka naal achu :-) ...

Marutham said...

@Jagan,
Naan gavanikalai... [:)] Kadasiya ver a pic dhaan parthen. Come up with new posts!! ;)

Karthik B.S. said...

happy birthday to your blog!

aamam idha neenga pesama oru thani post-ave poturkalame???? Edhukku adhey postla add panningo?? :)

sixtyfourarts said...

i am too lazy to write a post man..

kashtam pattu project report ready pannirkke shudnt the world know abt it??

Marutham said...

@Karthik ,
Perusa poda edhum illa appo... Adhaan andha pic's oda niruthiten..And Inserted, Have done few more changes...
Chat box on top right
Snake /Nibbles game
On bottom right

Have fun!! :)

Balaji S Rajan said...

Yeppadeenga... Please sollunga... Yepadeenga...

Marutham said...

@Balaji,
adhelaam apdi dhaan :D ....
HEHEHE!!

vinay said...

64 comments!!!i mean 65 now!!!my god!!!!!!!!i would be happy if i get 10 comments!!!someone is sure so popular!!