16.4.06

PON(50th) POST !!!
Idhellam remba over!!! I dont believe i have posted 50 post in 6-7 months..
And i thought with this post i would make my dear friends LAUGH!! Got it thro Mail...I share it with you here.....
I hope this don't EAT up chikii from the page...(I Don't want chikki post to disappear from this page )
And btw, The other day when i asked amma if there were any post AMMA & APPA gave a smile and said go check it yourself......I went running to the Post box and opened it...Guess what?? There were two kutty EGGS! (I said WOW CUTE'ais) Too small...Coloured eggs! WOW!!!!Must be some of the VERY CUTE WILD BIRDS that i see everyday in our garden. And i came back to amma appa and shared the excitement.WONDER HOW THE BIRD THOUGHT OF THE POST BOX?? And amma appa said.." May be it must have read your chicki post ! Hi I have taken a big risk and here I am with you... And thought ,this would be safest place to start a family :P " :O Appadiyaa!!!! MAY BE! Ok if that be the case we all will provide a happy home for it.We have planned to put a temporary postbox for the ACTUAL Paper posts(No EGG posts :P) Have told our driver, Servent maid and Postman not to disturb the ACTUAL post box...After all thats is the maximum we can do...
Customer care in 2020

Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
Customer: "Heloo, can I order.."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"
Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?"
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year. That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
Customer: " What!"
Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Scooter,...registration number 1123..."
Customer: " ????"
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... "
Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?"
Customer: [Faints]

Now you dont Faint ...This is just a forward.Our 2020 will be much worse :P HAHAHA!!!
PS: My brother & his family will be here by tonight*.And day after tommorow My MODEL EXAMS start...GOD knows how am gonna write....Things haven't been too good in college.Somesomething seems to be happening around me...Unless things come to my notice STRAIGHT am gonna be QUIET ,observing...... :) Am finding it very hard -NOT TO BEHAVE INDIFFERENT Hope things get better! LOVE YOU ALL MY FRIENDS!! * This could help me a bit :D SURE! But not with the Models :))

27 comments:

Nanyaar? said...

Congardulations., on the 50th post..awesome. I was shocked with the forwards, I just hope nothng like that happens..

Cheers,

NY?

Nanyaar? said...

Congardulations., on the 50th post..awesome. I was shocked with the forwards, I just hope nothng like that happens..

Cheers,

NY?

Anoop said...

Congrats on the half-century.

and all the best for ur exams :)

Ram said...

That was funny - and scary! How scary to have all that personal information floating around.

Congratulations on the 50.

Ram

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

All the best with your exams.Bit paper ellam read pani aacha?;)just kidding.

senthil natarajan said...

good 50th post... n all the best for ur exams

kuttichuvaru said...

congrats on the 50!! intha fwd naanum padichirukken... gud one!!

dont worry abt the exams n other things!! evrythin will go on fine!! Gud Luck!!

Ghost Particle said...

hey...congratulations...and guess what, the 2020 phone call is from malaysia...came around in year 2004...

Srijith Unni said...

Hi Marutham!

COngrats on your golden jubilee.!!! Bravo!

Yeah i`ve seen this dialogue in a forwarded mail. Pretty good one.

Have a nice time.

P.S : I just replied to your tag.

Regards,
Srijith

Anonymous said...

hi..this is aditya..you got some awesome stuff....btw i had this classmate cald marutham in school..i was wondering if u were frm this school cald velammal..?

nabeel said...

thank god you didnt call up to cinema theatre. nice post and keep going buddy, and all the best for your future.

Marutham said...

@nanyaar?
Thanku for 'congardulations' :P ;)!!
@anoop,
Thnaku! How were the last days of college life??
@Ram,
Welcome here!! Thanku for dropping by Ram. Do visit often...Yeah it is scary indeed! :)
@Subbu,
Sari illaye.....Bit'a? Neenga neraya vechurukeenga pola!Kudungalen :P

Marutham said...

@Senthil,
Thanku !! Kandipa I need those wishes ;)
Am just playing with the KUTTY PAYAL- My bro's Kid.
@GP,
Thanku!

Marutham said...

@Srijith,
Thanku!!Saw ur Tag post! Was too good!! I enjoyed reading that....Especially the lines abt the schooldays..With ur sis...
Great JOB!

Marutham said...

@Aditya Anony
Thanku for the compliments! And regrdn the school, I did not do my schooling in that school u have mentioned and i don't remmbr having met any1 Aditya...MUst have been someother Marutham.Hope u meet her sometime soon....Thanku for dropping by.Visit again ...

Marutham said...

@nabeel,
ONE QN- Wrong window?? ;)
What is it that you have mentnd abt Cinema thtre..?
Well Thanku for the wishes! :)

Gopalan Ramasubbu said...

Marutham,

I replied to u r Tag,check it out:)

Me said...

wow 50th post...so soon...it took me an yr ...:)

ambi said...

congrats for 50 th post. (came from Gops post).


humerous post (though a fwded msg)

also read ur prev inbam thunbam. good one..

kuttichuvaru said...

tag posted!!

Marutham said...

@Subbu,
Yeah! Checked it...Cool post! Saw my Comment (Naughty me!! Excuse :D)
@Me,
Thanx....Pinnae..;) Bujji maavu vangunadhum,,Kadal saptadhum potta...Oru varusham Kammi :P
@ambi,
Welcome here! Thanku...Do visit again.
@Kutty,
Finally!!

PS: Recent Tag responses.Subbu & Kutty! Both were Excellent!! Do read them!

shree said...

haay, andha nest boxa foto yeduthu post pannunga. daily adha monitor pannradhu jollya irukkum. esp. after the chicks are born.
ok, this customer care is a old one.

Marutham said...

@Shree,
Ok! Well ofcourse its an old one!!

Nirek said...

Nice 50th post.
chked in ur blog for first time. Nice work. the 2020 future prediction was very hilarious...

:)

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